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Mailmans Last Day « Thread Started on Nov 2, 2009, 8:42pm »
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift certificate envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine imported cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At each of the houses along his route, he was met with congratulations, farewells, cards, and gifts of all types and values.
At the final house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful young blonde in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where they had a most passionate liaison.
Afterwards, they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
All this was just too wonderful for words,' he said, .....but what's the dollar for?'
'Well,' she said, 'last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you?'
He said, "...Screw him .........give him a dollar."
The blonde then blushed and said, '....But the breakfast was my idea.
man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item she doesn't want. - William Binger
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Re: Mailmans Last Day « Reply #2 on Nov 4, 2009, 5:58am »
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