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HC Trapper
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« Thread Started on May 7, 2009, 4:43pm » | |
- If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
- If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
- If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
- If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.
- If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
- If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
- If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
- If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
- If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're insensitive.
- If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
- If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
- If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
- If she asks you, it's a favor.
- If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
- If you don't, you're a slob.
- If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
- If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
- If you're not, you're not ambitious.
- If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
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« Reply #1 on Jun 2, 2009, 6:30am » | |
Why Men Can't Win?.............
because theyre idiots? 
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« Reply #2 on Jun 2, 2009, 4:51pm » | |
Jun 2, 2009, 6:30am, Sunshine wrote:Why Men Can't Win?.............
because theyre idiots? |
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If ya calling it like ya seeing it, You must be in the very back row, (the cheap seats) Move up to the front where ya got a better view! ![[image]](http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue0015.gif)
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« Reply #3 on Jun 2, 2009, 4:55pm » | |
if ya'lls idiocy is aparent from way back here, N WAY im getin any coser..........
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« Reply #4 on Jun 2, 2009, 5:11pm » | |
Why not? Ya might learn a few good redneck tricks ya did'nt know! 
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« Reply #5 on Jun 2, 2009, 5:34pm » | |
i could never learn anything i dont already know from a man
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« Reply #6 on Jun 2, 2009, 5:40pm » | |
Jun 2, 2009, 5:34pm, Sunshine wrote:| i could never learn anything i dont already know from a man |
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Ya must of had a good man teach ya then!
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« Reply #7 on Jun 5, 2009, 12:12pm » | |
Wow!!! I don't think I want to get involved in this one! 
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Limit all US politicians to 2 terms - one in office - one in prison. It worked in Illinois. |
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« Reply #8 on Jun 5, 2009, 2:49pm » | |
Jun 2, 2009, 5:40pm, HC Trapper wrote:| [quote author=admin board=lol thread=12875 post=137703 time=1243982092]i could never learn anything i dont already know from a man |
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there is no man good enough to teach me anything.
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« Reply #9 on Jun 8, 2009, 1:44pm » | |
Don't you mean there is no man dumb enough to waste his time on you?
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« Reply #10 on Jun 9, 2009, 12:26pm » | |
No man brave enough is more like it.
I could teach you to navigate a boat around the world using the stars, a pocket watch, and a compass. I'll bet you don't know a woman that could teach you to do that. I do, but she was taught by a man.
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man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item she doesn't want.
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« Reply #11 on Jun 11, 2009, 6:59pm » | |
Jun 8, 2009, 1:44pm, scansy wrote:| Don't you mean there is no man dumb enough to waste his time on you? |
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im not a waste of time you azzhole  
youre right hawk, not many are brave enough. they get scared off by me being mean. thats how i sort out the real deal from the riff raff 
you been around along time hawk, ya know that?
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« Reply #12 on Jun 12, 2009, 12:18am » | |
Yeah, but it was touch and go there for a while.
Wait, that didn't come out the way I wanted it to!
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« Reply #13 on Jun 12, 2009, 1:29am » | |
LOL, yeah right.
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« Reply #14 on Jun 12, 2009, 7:09am » | |
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We got six! How many you got? |
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« Reply #15 on Jun 12, 2009, 10:29am » | |
I guess its time for another Poll! ya'all vote honest now!
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« Reply #16 on Jun 22, 2009, 8:13pm » | |
well least one of ya likes me
i didnt vote that i wasnt mean either.
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« Reply #17 on Jul 18, 2009, 8:24pm » | |
after reading the replies....can I change my vote?
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« Reply #18 on Jul 19, 2009, 3:58am » | |
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« Reply #19 on Sept 9, 2009, 2:05pm » | |
"Well least one of ya likes me".
I think the rest were too scared to vote.
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« Reply #20 on Sept 12, 2009, 10:48pm » | |
did you vote 7 and if so hwd ya vote?
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« Reply #21 on Sept 23, 2009, 1:10pm » | |
I didn't vote. It seemed to me it was a "Danged if ya do and danged if ya don't" thing. 
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« Reply #22 on Sept 24, 2009, 10:57am » | |
Bock Bock
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