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Post by Sunshine on Dec 30, 2006 9:52:37 GMT -5
Ladies..ever notice how the men in the household are scarce as heck till food hits the stove..THEN..they show up and wanna be your best friend ..TIL.. the get their guts full and theres dishes to be washed? JUST LIKE A MAN HAL..... ...(by men, i mean sons, bf, dads, brothers ect..not multiple partners) ;D and NO not in the West Virginia defitniton neither
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Post by rszwieg on Dec 30, 2006 11:01:37 GMT -5
I don't mind cookin'...not fond of cleaning up after... but I'll do it. I ain't poisoned anyone with my cookin' ...yet...Actually like the domesticated thing. (don't tell the guys)
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Post by offshoretrash on Dec 30, 2006 11:28:31 GMT -5
"I don't mind cookin'...not fond of cleaning up after... but I'll do it. I ain't poisoned anyone with my cookin' ...yet...Actually like the domesticated thing. (don't tell the guys)" rswieg i had to smite on that one your are very close to getting your man card revoked ;D
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Post by Sunshine on Dec 30, 2006 11:53:38 GMT -5
;Dnow now now boys, play nice ;D
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Post by rszwieg on Dec 30, 2006 12:04:07 GMT -5
That phony macho crap really dosen't bother me. Real machismo is a way of dealing with the world not some BS put on.
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Post by hawkeye on Dec 30, 2006 12:43:18 GMT -5
That phony macho crap really dosen't bother me. Real machismo is a way of dealing with the world not some BS put on. Offshore warned you about that! Guys, there will be a general meeting of the males this afternoon to discuss the temporary revocation of rszwieg's man card. Somebody bring a deck of cards and some poker chips. Oh, and a wife or two to bring us beer and snacks.
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Post by Sunshine on Dec 30, 2006 13:58:10 GMT -5
hawkeye..there will be NO women in attendance to wait on you..youll actually have to get off your duff and get it your self... hey and leave rszweig alone..hes a good man
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Post by hawkeye on Dec 30, 2006 15:06:30 GMT -5
She typed that right after she brought me a beer and opened a bag of pretzels for me. Hey, Cat, fix me some of those bufalo wings, will ya?
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Post by rszwieg on Dec 30, 2006 15:16:23 GMT -5
Poker? Well shucks! I'll take your money, hawkwind.
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Post by hawkeye on Dec 30, 2006 16:49:53 GMT -5
Sorry, you gotta have a man card to sit at this table. I will let you open a beer for me though! ;D
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Post by Sunshine on Dec 30, 2006 16:53:32 GMT -5
im your dreams Hawkeye...and be nice to rszweig..LOL
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Post by hawkeye on Dec 30, 2006 17:19:28 GMT -5
Hey, he's the one talking about doing dishes and dusting, AND who's the one dreaming? Didn't I hear somebody talking about taking my money at the poker table? First clue that someone is a rookie card player, they over estimate their ability and under estimate the opponent. Can you spell DANGEROUS?
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Post by rszwieg on Dec 30, 2006 17:31:03 GMT -5
I'm single=self sufficient, hawkwind. And remember karma means "everything you do will all come back to you in one way shape or form"...Dangerous? Maybe to yourself...
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Post by hawkeye on Dec 30, 2006 17:43:12 GMT -5
To myself? Your the one doing the talking about taking money at the poker table, and doing the name calling. I'm just having fun!
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Post by rszwieg on Dec 30, 2006 17:47:00 GMT -5
Me too...
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Post by 1226 on Dec 30, 2006 18:42:52 GMT -5
I wear wimmens underwear.
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Post by hawkeye on Dec 30, 2006 18:49:58 GMT -5
That's it, I'm wrapping myself in tinfoil to ward off the feminine rays this forum is emitting.
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Post by Sunshine on Dec 30, 2006 19:44:36 GMT -5
Too late hawkeye..isnt that eye shadow youre wearin? ;D
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Post by hawkeye on Dec 30, 2006 20:52:32 GMT -5
That's my Johnny Depp the Pirate look. ARRRRRGH!
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Post by linderbean on Dec 30, 2006 21:09:22 GMT -5
Too late hawkeye..isnt that eye shadow youre wearin? ;D LOL!
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Post by elkaholic on Dec 30, 2006 22:49:17 GMT -5
I do most of the actual cooking that gets done here.
I will take my plate to the sink and rinse it off.
Dishes are primarily her job.
I do the outside of the windows (don't need her climbing ladders to get to the third story ones) She does the inside.
I do all the stuff that needs done to the cars.
Although I did teach her how to actually put air in the tires.
Now if I could teach her to change the oil I'd be pretty set.
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Post by hawkeye on Dec 30, 2006 23:07:37 GMT -5
Hey, Sunshine and Bean, that eye liner works for whatever that pirate Johnny Depp is, and I dare you take his man card, you'd get a cutlass between your back pockets. ARRRRRGH!
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Post by jeff on Dec 31, 2006 2:42:38 GMT -5
Johnny Depp is a wussy, either one of them lasses could take him right out and make a poor man out of him like all them woman do to us fellow , the first thing they go for is the wallet , as long as it's nice and fat they are HAPPY, it's when it's skinny they get mean. Cath, don't say a word and there is nothing preditable about me other then I'll wake up in the morning and feed the dogs and then turn on the tv and grab a bowl of Bon Bon's and plop down on the couch and start using the remote to find something to watch, like Rachel Ray so I can learn how to make lunch in 30 minutes or less I bet Hawkeye watches that infomercial on bare essentail makeup, every morning so he know's which color eye shadow to wear with the shirt of the day ;D hey who took my drink? ?
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Post by ohtrap on Dec 31, 2006 9:07:51 GMT -5
jeff.. dont you have some kinda womens work to do . ;D
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Post by Sunshine on Dec 31, 2006 10:07:15 GMT -5
heck i dont care how thick their wallet is...long as their brain is thick enough to fill out the space tween their ears..and they can actuallly put it to use..least PART of the time.....i havent found one yet whos brain dont rattle round a little bit ;D elky..id say shes got YOU trained very well..since youre thinkin shes tarined..id exchange dished for windas too..man shes good ;D
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Post by whitetailaddict on Dec 31, 2006 11:43:56 GMT -5
uhhhh......forget it, you wouldn't understand
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Post by jeff on Dec 31, 2006 11:48:20 GMT -5
Ohtrap, come to think of it yes I do I got dishes to do and laundry to fold Cath, and how would you like that brain to work? and there's nothing wrong with a little rattle and I wasn't talking bout you, that's why I said, don't say a word should have known better, then to think a lady wouldn't speak her mind ;D
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Post by rszwieg on Dec 31, 2006 13:39:37 GMT -5
According to marriage councilers Predictable people make better...mates.
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Post by Earl8656 on Dec 31, 2006 13:44:59 GMT -5
RSZ, Yeah,yeah, U believe everything Dr. Phil says, don't U ;D
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Post by hawkeye on Dec 31, 2006 14:06:17 GMT -5
And Dr. Laura.
Dr. Phil says they are women with low self esteem, Dr. Laura says they are trashy sluts that will sleep with anybody. Gosh I hope Dr. Laura is right. ;D
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