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Post by Sunshine on Jul 29, 2008 9:36:52 GMT -5
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion...
..., multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what a happened.
“Well, it was like this,’ said the man. “I was having a quite round of golf with my wife when a at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows has something white in its rear end.”
I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was the gold ball with my wife’s monogram on it … stuck right in the middle of the Cow’s butt. That’s when I made my mistake.”
‘What did you do?” asks the doctor.
“Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey this looks like Yours!”
;D ;D ;D i bet she was pissed.
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Post by Earl8656 on Jul 29, 2008 20:15:26 GMT -5
I'm sorry he couldn't afford a better ball
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Post by Sunshine on Jul 30, 2008 16:52:33 GMT -5
typical male response, always blame the "equiptment". ;D
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Post by Earl8656 on Jul 30, 2008 19:10:34 GMT -5
not a male response...thats what women say....it's always the guys fault
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Post by Sunshine on Jul 30, 2008 19:14:30 GMT -5
its true.
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Post by Earl8656 on Jul 30, 2008 19:17:14 GMT -5
uh huh
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Post by Sunshine on Aug 1, 2008 11:56:36 GMT -5
i wonder if she broke his putter?
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Post by Earl8656 on Aug 2, 2008 16:08:53 GMT -5
no, it wasn't the putters fault....it was the size of the hole
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Post by Sunshine on Aug 2, 2008 19:12:07 GMT -5
not her fault his putters bent.
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