Post by trapper7 on Sept 30, 2011 10:15:23 GMT -5
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit a ball in the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get that times ten."
The woman said, "That's OK."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world. Women will flock to him."
The woman replied, "That's OK, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
So, KAZAM! She became the most beautiful woman in the world.
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. In fact, he will be ten times richer than you."
"That's OK," the woman said."Because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM! She's the richest woman in the world!
The frog inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like to have a mild heart attack."
Now, you might think the moral of this story is: Women are clever don't mess with them.
If you are a woman reading this: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and go away happy and feeling good.
Men you may continue...
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife's.
The real moral of this story is:
women are not really that smart, they just think they are.
BTW, if you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to show that women never listen either!
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get that times ten."
The woman said, "That's OK."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world. Women will flock to him."
The woman replied, "That's OK, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
So, KAZAM! She became the most beautiful woman in the world.
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. In fact, he will be ten times richer than you."
"That's OK," the woman said."Because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM! She's the richest woman in the world!
The frog inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like to have a mild heart attack."
Now, you might think the moral of this story is: Women are clever don't mess with them.
If you are a woman reading this: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and go away happy and feeling good.
Men you may continue...
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife's.
The real moral of this story is:
women are not really that smart, they just think they are.
BTW, if you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to show that women never listen either!