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Post by trapper7 on Jan 19, 2012 14:47:49 GMT -5
There is a distinction between guts and kahoonies. We've all heard about people having guts and kahoonies, but do you really know the difference? GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" Kahoonies - Is comning home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the kahoonies to say, "You're next, Chubby." Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome: Both result in death.
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Post by BvrRtrvr on Jan 23, 2012 19:33:55 GMT -5
Maybe he needs to see This evangelist.
During a January revival an evangelist asked the people in line what they needed. One man's request was for his hearing. The evangelist spit on his finger, put it in the man's ear, prayed for him and asked him, "How's your hearing?" The man replied, "I don't know. It's not until next Tuesday."
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Post by trapper7 on Jan 24, 2012 16:13:53 GMT -5
Great! I love it!
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Post by Sunshine on Feb 29, 2012 10:49:17 GMT -5
Jerry would be pushin up daisies in either scenario
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