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Post by Sunshine on Jul 28, 2007 15:11:22 GMT -5
Catching the fish Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?" "Why do you want me to throw them at you?" "Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them." "Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy." "But why?" "Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. She prefers that for supper tonight." just like a man ..and to think............ she was smart enough to figure him out..LOL
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Post by wheelers on Jul 28, 2007 15:38:16 GMT -5
;D
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Post by Sunshine on Jan 21, 2008 9:54:01 GMT -5
we women are smarter than you guys think. ;D
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Post by Earl8656 on Jan 21, 2008 12:42:31 GMT -5
I would hope so
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Post by Sunshine on Jan 21, 2008 16:39:38 GMT -5
i know wouldnt be much harder since ya'll think we're dumb
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Post by scansy on Jan 21, 2008 16:41:43 GMT -5
Acutally, we don't know if you women are smart or dumb - we can't get past the boobs. ;D
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Post by Sunshine on Jan 21, 2008 16:55:22 GMT -5
well if theyre an indicator of womens intelligence? im a GENIOUS
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Post by Earl8656 on Jan 21, 2008 16:56:34 GMT -5
Dr. Mouth of the Hollar...lmao
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Post by Sunshine on Jan 21, 2008 16:58:15 GMT -5
so long as you know im smarter than you.
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Post by scansy on Jan 21, 2008 16:59:26 GMT -5
Sunny, do you need an anatomy lesson? That's not where the brain is. We ain't interested in women's brains anyway. But that would be kinda funny - ask a woman what her IQ is and she says something like 36D. ;D
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Post by Earl8656 on Jan 21, 2008 17:00:56 GMT -5
man's intelligence is measured other ways ;D
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Post by Sunshine on Jan 21, 2008 17:02:44 GMT -5
no Your Heiness is good enough.
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Post by scansy on Jan 21, 2008 17:09:43 GMT -5
Yeah, sure. You keep waiting for that. Hold your breath even.
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Post by Sunshine on Jan 21, 2008 17:12:00 GMT -5
u dont have to say it. i know youre thinkin it ;D
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Post by scansy on Jan 21, 2008 17:12:47 GMT -5
Do you really want to know what I'm thinking.....
Oh, never mind. We already established that all men think about is sex.
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Post by Sunshine on Jan 21, 2008 17:15:58 GMT -5
i bet earl edits this post..LOL
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Post by Earl8656 on Jan 22, 2008 4:18:58 GMT -5
well, u were right
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Post by Sunshine on Jan 22, 2008 6:36:40 GMT -5
i know, i always am
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