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Post by Sunshine on Feb 27, 2007 6:41:44 GMT -5
Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "Becky my darling," he whispered. "Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk." He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have something that I must confess." "There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky, "everything's all right, go to sleep." "No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I ... I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother!" "I know, my sweet one" whispered Becky, "let the poison work." :oheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehehehehehe ;D
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Post by Earl8656 on Feb 27, 2007 15:34:06 GMT -5
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Post by Sunshine on Feb 27, 2007 17:10:22 GMT -5
earl you know it was FUNNY.... ;D
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Post by HC Trapper on Feb 27, 2007 18:33:35 GMT -5
;D ;D
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Post by letinmfly on Feb 28, 2007 21:42:08 GMT -5
Sneaky woman. ;D I think that's an oxymoron?
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Post by Sunshine on Mar 1, 2007 7:20:07 GMT -5
yes..an oxymoron ..yes...check out the definition dear..hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe if id said smart man..thatd been an oxymoron ;D
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Post by wheelers on Mar 1, 2007 7:47:17 GMT -5
;D
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Post by letinmfly on Mar 1, 2007 8:08:36 GMT -5
yes..an oxymoron ..yes...check out the definition dear..hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe if id said smart man..thatd been an oxymoron ;D I was being sarcastic sweetie.
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Post by Sunshine on Mar 1, 2007 8:10:11 GMT -5
sure ya was.. .LOL
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Post by letinmfly on Mar 1, 2007 8:25:23 GMT -5
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Post by Sunshine on Mar 1, 2007 8:41:03 GMT -5
lucky for you...id say
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Post by mudtracker on Mar 1, 2007 8:43:25 GMT -5
Hey my hotdish tastes funny-----------
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Post by Sunshine on Mar 1, 2007 9:15:34 GMT -5
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Post by letinmfly on Mar 1, 2007 9:18:53 GMT -5
lucky for you...id say Yes indeedy. My lucky.
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Post by Sunshine on Mar 1, 2007 23:52:40 GMT -5
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Post by letinmfly on Mar 2, 2007 0:02:37 GMT -5
I know what those rolling eyes mean. Means I'm in good. For now anyway.
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Post by Sunshine on Mar 2, 2007 12:23:09 GMT -5
men are so clueless
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Post by letinmfly on Mar 2, 2007 17:53:42 GMT -5
Am I? Didn't have a clue that I was. ;D
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Post by Sunshine on Mar 3, 2007 12:06:22 GMT -5
see.........TOLD YA
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