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Post by cattrax on Apr 6, 2007 4:20:32 GMT -5
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."
I said, "Well, then why are you crying?" She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon.
I said, "Well, why are you crying?" She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m."
I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"
She said, "I can't remember where I live!"
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Post by Sunshine on Apr 6, 2007 9:16:46 GMT -5
id say she was dillusional..specially bout the man doin all that for her.........................lol
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Post by Earl8656 on Apr 6, 2007 9:28:25 GMT -5
I would think she musta had a ton of money!! ;D
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Post by Sunshine on Apr 6, 2007 9:35:08 GMT -5
or lots of experience amnd tricks up her sleeve..
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Post by Earl8656 on Apr 6, 2007 10:24:30 GMT -5
nah, she's bound to have money, she wouldn't remember if she had had sex anyway!! ;D
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Post by Sunshine on Apr 6, 2007 11:54:53 GMT -5
we women never forget anything
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Post by cattrax on Apr 7, 2007 0:53:56 GMT -5
Dont worry sunshine we know that!!!!!!!!!!! And I dont think the tricks were up her sleeve either!!!!!! ;D ;D
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Post by hawkeye on Apr 7, 2007 21:43:54 GMT -5
we women never forget anything Then why can't she remember where she lives?
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Post by Sunshine on Apr 8, 2007 7:16:02 GMT -5
she can..she just needs a break from his cvonsistent babling of BS ...so she was FAKING..LOL ;D
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