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Post by Sunshine on Jun 1, 2007 17:58:59 GMT -5
Prescription Calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.” The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.” The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!” The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now, that’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription ;D..LMAO
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Post by letinmfly on Jun 1, 2007 18:03:39 GMT -5
I've heard it before but dang it's still funny. LOL
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Post by Sunshine on Jun 1, 2007 19:49:20 GMT -5
yep, it is lol ;D
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Post by wheelers on Jun 1, 2007 22:29:08 GMT -5
;D ;D
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Post by Earl8656 on Jun 2, 2007 5:34:00 GMT -5
;D ;D
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Post by Sunshine on Jun 2, 2007 15:40:20 GMT -5
wish i had known a pharmacist bout 8 years or so ago.lol
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Post by cajunbill2 on Jun 4, 2007 11:18:34 GMT -5
two wroungs don't make it right but it sure makes a person feel better
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