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Post by Sunshine on Jul 29, 2007 23:23:35 GMT -5
A man had a terrible accident. His "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. The doctor reassured him that modern medicine made it possible for his "manhood" to be rebuilt, but insurance didn't cover the expense. It is considered cosmetic. He had three choices: - a small thing for $3,500 - a medium thing for $6,500 - a large thing for $14,000 The man was sure he'd want a medium or large. The doctor suggested that he discuss it with his wife privately before a final decision on which thing he would get was made. The doctor left the room and while he was gone the man called his wife and told her their options. The doctor returned and found the man looking very sad and asked, "Did you make a decision after discussing it with your wife?" "Yes," said the man. "My wife would rather remodel the kitchen."
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Post by Earl8656 on Jul 29, 2007 23:25:13 GMT -5
lol.....
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possumskinner
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What ya see is What ya get!!!
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Post by possumskinner on Jul 29, 2007 23:26:53 GMT -5
lol lmao ... ;D
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Post by mark on Jul 29, 2007 23:36:11 GMT -5
Hillary Clinton was returning to Washington through WV from a series of campaign speeches. A cow suddenly jumped out on the road in front of her car, and try as her driver might, he couldn't avoid striking and killing the cow. Hillary told the driver to find the farmers house and tell him what had happened and appologize for her. Several hours later the driver returned, his clothing is disarray, lipstick all over his face, neck and shirt smoking a really expensive cigar and reeking of liquor. Where have you been and what happened Hillary asked. Well, the driver said, I did just what you said and found the house, and told the farmer what happened. Next thing I know, the old man gave me some really good liquor, the wife gave me a box of really good cigars, and the farmers daughters did their best to completely wear me out in their beds. What did you tell the farmer Hillary demanded. Just the truth the driver said. I told them I was Hillary Clintons driver and I had just killed the old cow.
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Post by Sunshine on Jul 30, 2007 6:21:22 GMT -5
mine was funnier..LOL
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Post by Earl8656 on Jul 30, 2007 7:35:10 GMT -5
I agree Cat ;D
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Post by wheelers on Jul 30, 2007 9:11:21 GMT -5
;D
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Post by mark on Jul 30, 2007 12:09:22 GMT -5
both of you only have taste in your mouths. ;D
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Post by Earl8656 on Jul 30, 2007 14:07:09 GMT -5
well, thats better than some people here.....lmao!
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Post by Sunshine on Jul 30, 2007 17:16:32 GMT -5
aint THAT the truth..LMAO
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Post by mark on Jul 30, 2007 21:27:37 GMT -5
Well, can't argue with that.
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Post by Sunshine on Jul 30, 2007 23:06:16 GMT -5
you cant argue??geeess the sky is gonna fall..LOL
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Post by Cherokee Rain on Nov 7, 2007 22:46:42 GMT -5
lmao;D:o
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