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Post by Sunshine on Oct 7, 2007 1:10:13 GMT -5
Majorly Busted Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet and goes to his car to drive to the course. Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph. He returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that crap?"
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Post by scansy on Oct 7, 2007 8:15:14 GMT -5
Typical woman!
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Post by Earl8656 on Oct 11, 2007 17:42:55 GMT -5
yeah, she didn't even wake up
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Post by Sunshine on Oct 12, 2007 0:24:47 GMT -5
thats the mans fault not hers..lol..he needs to be a little more forceful..lmao
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Post by Earl8656 on Oct 12, 2007 1:26:32 GMT -5
darned if u do, and darned if u don't
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Post by Sunshine on Oct 12, 2007 1:56:19 GMT -5
thats when you need to be able to read the sign.........and you call yourself a a trapper? ;D LMAO
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Post by Earl8656 on Oct 12, 2007 2:07:14 GMT -5
true, it ain't no use in trying to warm by a fire thats been started for someone else!
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Post by deerhunter65347 on Oct 12, 2007 20:09:59 GMT -5
Ha Ha Ha Earl thats good stuff right there. ;D
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Post by Sunshine on Oct 14, 2007 17:39:32 GMT -5
yeah, you guys need to remeber that when ya go out to the strip clubs, get all riled up then think we're sposed to put out when you get home..it aint gonna happen in most cases cause we women dont appreciate that crap.
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Post by scansy on Oct 14, 2007 19:39:12 GMT -5
Yeah, but if a woman goes out to a male strip club and comes home all worked up - the man would be waiting on the bed naked!! ;D
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Post by Sunshine on Oct 14, 2007 21:14:06 GMT -5
thats cause youre dogs and dont care what shes thinkin bout long as you reap the benefits. Youre a sad bunch
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Post by scansy on Oct 14, 2007 21:45:57 GMT -5
Yeah, so what's your point? I don't see the problem here.
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Post by Sunshine on Oct 14, 2007 22:10:33 GMT -5
like i said, youre SAD!
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Post by deerhunter65347 on Oct 17, 2007 22:55:07 GMT -5
Well sad isnt the word i would use to discribe it. If my wife came home all worked up. I would do my best to help her out. But since she refuses to partake of such things i guess you could call me sad. LOL
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Post by Cherokee Rain on Nov 7, 2007 22:38:35 GMT -5
all the strip clubs need to come down any way all they are is a bottom dweller house. i know my hubby if i ever caught him there i tell ya what they would have to go to the F& T to find him fer sure... boo to strip clubs
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