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Post by merdigurl on Nov 10, 2007 20:05:19 GMT -5
;)For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like ..Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are al ways 1/2 off! 8. Men are like .Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like .Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. Now send this to al l the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Earl8656 on Nov 10, 2007 20:26:29 GMT -5
Where did u come from? ?, that wasn't nice....Merdy rein her in.....but it was a funny post, even though it was all false ;D
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Post by Sunshine on Nov 10, 2007 21:37:07 GMT -5
LOL..Tina, i LIKE you ;D
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Post by Earl8656 on Nov 11, 2007 8:39:29 GMT -5
I figured u could relate to her, both on the same low, uninformed level
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Post by Cherokee Rain on Nov 11, 2007 21:47:05 GMT -5
that was a good one! i like you too
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Post by Earl8656 on Nov 11, 2007 21:51:59 GMT -5
My gosh.......THERE'S 3 OF EM......LOL ;D
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Post by scansy on Nov 12, 2007 7:06:26 GMT -5
They're taking over Earl.
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Post by Sunshine on Nov 12, 2007 10:03:39 GMT -5
I figured u could relate to her, both on the same low, uninformed level you arrogant snot. we aint low and uninformed. we got ya'lls # is all and you cant take it scansy, we've ALWAYS been in control ;D
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Post by scansy on Nov 12, 2007 10:26:14 GMT -5
The real problem is that women have something that men want. And we want that thing really, really bad.
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Post by Sunshine on Nov 12, 2007 13:34:11 GMT -5
EXACTLY, and some of you will try anything to get it, ya poor things..LOL
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Post by Cherokee Rain on Nov 12, 2007 13:55:29 GMT -5
he he he
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Post by Sunshine on Nov 12, 2007 16:47:48 GMT -5
;D
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Post by scansy on Nov 12, 2007 17:49:39 GMT -5
I've heard some will even pay for it.
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Post by Sunshine on Nov 12, 2007 18:05:18 GMT -5
ive heard sometimes it worth it ;D
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Post by scansy on Nov 12, 2007 18:16:36 GMT -5
Ya just gotta be careful. Sometimes that product is "tainted" and you could end up with "problems"
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Post by Sunshine on Nov 12, 2007 19:30:36 GMT -5
eeeeewwwww!!!
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Post by samuelhasguns on Nov 12, 2007 20:37:42 GMT -5
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Post by glen on Nov 15, 2007 6:40:12 GMT -5
AH, so many women, so little time
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Post by BlueRidgeTrapper on Nov 15, 2007 16:55:03 GMT -5
Snowstorms...lol...I don't know about the other fella's but I'm more of a week long blizzard... ;D;D;D
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Post by Sunshine on Nov 15, 2007 23:37:28 GMT -5
yeah, blowin snow everywhere and makin a mess of things..LOL
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Post by Cherokee Rain on Nov 19, 2007 6:15:29 GMT -5
;D
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Post by cattrax on Nov 19, 2007 6:21:45 GMT -5
;)8. Men are like .Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. You say that like its a bad thing!!!! ;D
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Post by Sunshine on Nov 19, 2007 23:23:51 GMT -5
it is, we aint got but so much time to train ya and ya'll definitely fight the bit..LOL
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Post by scansy on Nov 20, 2007 6:17:54 GMT -5
We don't need training - why would you want to screw around with perfection? ;D
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Post by merdigurl on Nov 22, 2007 11:37:09 GMT -5
LMAO.... I forgot about this post, lol.... ;D
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Post by merdigurl on Nov 22, 2007 11:39:31 GMT -5
scancy How nasty are you speaking from experience, GAG! I TOTALLY SECOND THAT< lol!!!
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