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Post by Sunshine on Dec 19, 2007 6:27:57 GMT -5
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence. "Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week." ill have to remeber that one..LMAO!!!
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Post by huntwithdogs on Dec 19, 2007 7:23:39 GMT -5
Shoot, a steady hand and a pair of good scissors, and done deal. Might look like a hair cut given by a blind chimp, but it sure would save biting your tongue off when you went to yank the tape! She could have done better than that
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Post by Sunshine on Dec 19, 2007 10:52:48 GMT -5
i duno..seemed pretty good t me , bout the best she could do without gettin a scalpel involved...................
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Post by mstrapper on Dec 19, 2007 12:43:31 GMT -5
sounds like pretty good revenge to me ;D but im sure i could come up with something worse lol
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Post by Earl8656 on Dec 20, 2007 5:47:42 GMT -5
why should there be revenge when she was in the wrong in the first place.......another case of a vindictive woman
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Post by Sunshine on Dec 20, 2007 6:50:33 GMT -5
a man would assume she was wrong i say he was abusing his power ;D
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Post by hawkeye on Jan 12, 2008 22:48:25 GMT -5
Every cop that has ever written a ticket has been accused of abusing his power, and every cop that doesn't write tickets is accused of being lazy or a coward. Who in their right mind would want to be a cop?
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Post by Sunshine on Jan 13, 2008 22:38:14 GMT -5
you tell us Hawk..i heard a runmor youre a retired police officer.........
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Post by samuelhasguns on Jan 13, 2008 22:43:09 GMT -5
told you about cops
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Post by Sunshine on Jan 13, 2008 23:01:50 GMT -5
gees sam, it was a JOKE!! lighten up on your cop hater mood , LOL
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Post by Earl8656 on Jan 14, 2008 18:35:37 GMT -5
Sam, where would we be without them?
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Post by samuelhasguns on Jan 14, 2008 22:07:23 GMT -5
Sam, where would we be without them? We would have more donuts ! just kidding. I will try to lighten up a bit.
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Post by Earl8656 on Jan 15, 2008 2:17:29 GMT -5
Yeah, but look at how many workers that would put out of a job
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Post by samuelhasguns on Jan 15, 2008 11:10:39 GMT -5
You got a point Earl. Look how much money the township would be losing !!
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Post by Earl8656 on Jan 15, 2008 19:25:59 GMT -5
;D
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