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Post by Sunshine on Apr 16, 2007 16:50:35 GMT -5
So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust! Martha Stewart doesn't live here!! Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself! I clean house every other day. Today is the other day. If you write in the dust, please don't date it! I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener! My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it! I came, I saw, I decided to order take out. If you don't like my standards of cooking ...lower your standards. Although you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, converse. It doesn't always look like this: Some days it's even worse. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand! Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives. My next house will have no kitchen ... just vending machines. I'd live life in the fast lane, but I am married to a speed bump. ;D i love this one.... I clean house every other day. Today is the other day ;D
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Post by woody on Apr 16, 2007 18:52:54 GMT -5
I bet you have used every one of them one time or another, haven't you ;D
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Post by letinmfly on Apr 16, 2007 18:55:02 GMT -5
My parents have one in their kitchen. It's a good one. ;D
If you should get the desire to work. Sit for a while it'll pass.
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Post by wheelers on Apr 16, 2007 18:55:36 GMT -5
Good ones ;D ;D
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Post by mink1574 on Apr 27, 2007 19:51:55 GMT -5
life in the fast lane,but am married to a speed bump,LMAO,like that one
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Post by huntwithdogs on Apr 27, 2007 22:49:36 GMT -5
Can't remember any signs in a kitchen, but a friend of mine has one in her bathroom I like.
"If you sprinkle while you tinkle, be a sweety and wipe the seaty"
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