Post by Sunshine on Apr 21, 2007 23:01:36 GMT -5
1. You have to be for the possible killing of an innocent person and support putting a woman's health in danger no matter what the cost.
2. You have to believe that big multi national corporations cannot do anything wrong and governments are always wrong and should be run by big business.
3. You have to believe that guns are not responsible for tens of thousands of deaths a year and every thing the NRA says is the truth and nothing but the truth so help you Profit.
4. You have to believe that art is dead animals hanging on walls.
5. You have to believe Exxon/Mobil on the subject of global warming and not 96% of the scientists who have studied the problem.
6. You have to believe that women should be barefoot and pregnant, and homosexuals should be stoned to death.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is not a concern for a heterosexual male.
8. You have to believe that all teachers are stupid and evil.
9. You have to believe that hunters just want to make sure there are enough things to shoot besides their hunting partners.
10. You have to believe that having money and getting it by any means is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe the NRA is not just an advertising agency for the gun industry and will say or do anything that allows them to sell more guns that kill more people.
12. You have to believe the ACLU should defend drug abusers like Russ Limbaugh but not innocent people on death row.
13. You have to believe that you should pay no taxes and that "God will provide" if you pray enough.
14. You have to believe that John Birch and Joseph McCarthy are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. US Grant, and Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests do something besides create robots and racism is OK.
16. You have to believe that the only reason uncontrolled capitalism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
17. You have to believe that right wing radical Christianity should be the only religion, constitutionally protected, and homos should be shot.
18. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, left-wing conspiracy
not trying to tick anyone off..i just thought it was kinda funny..#4..is a prerequisit..lol
2. You have to believe that big multi national corporations cannot do anything wrong and governments are always wrong and should be run by big business.
3. You have to believe that guns are not responsible for tens of thousands of deaths a year and every thing the NRA says is the truth and nothing but the truth so help you Profit.
4. You have to believe that art is dead animals hanging on walls.
5. You have to believe Exxon/Mobil on the subject of global warming and not 96% of the scientists who have studied the problem.
6. You have to believe that women should be barefoot and pregnant, and homosexuals should be stoned to death.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is not a concern for a heterosexual male.
8. You have to believe that all teachers are stupid and evil.
9. You have to believe that hunters just want to make sure there are enough things to shoot besides their hunting partners.
10. You have to believe that having money and getting it by any means is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe the NRA is not just an advertising agency for the gun industry and will say or do anything that allows them to sell more guns that kill more people.
12. You have to believe the ACLU should defend drug abusers like Russ Limbaugh but not innocent people on death row.
13. You have to believe that you should pay no taxes and that "God will provide" if you pray enough.
14. You have to believe that John Birch and Joseph McCarthy are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. US Grant, and Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests do something besides create robots and racism is OK.
16. You have to believe that the only reason uncontrolled capitalism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
17. You have to believe that right wing radical Christianity should be the only religion, constitutionally protected, and homos should be shot.
18. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, left-wing conspiracy
not trying to tick anyone off..i just thought it was kinda funny..#4..is a prerequisit..lol