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Post by Sunshine on Jul 2, 2008 14:12:25 GMT -5
1. Free drinks.
2. Free dinners.
3. Free movies.
4. Speeding ticket? What's that?
5. New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
6. If you have to be home in time for Melrose Place, you can say so, out loud.
7. If you're not making enough money you can blame the glass ceiling.
8. You can sleep your way to the top.
9. You can sue the President for sexual harassment.
10. It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.
11. No fashion faux pas you make could rival The Speedo.
12. Brad Pitt.
13. No one passes out when you take off your shoes.
14. Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store.
15. If you forget to shave, no one has to know.
16. If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.
17. You have the ability to dress yourself.
18. If you marry someone twenty years younger, you're aware that you look like an idiot.
19. You'll never have to punch a hole through anything with your fist.
20. You can quickly end any fight by crying.
21. Your friends won't think you're weird if you ask whether there's spinach in your teeth.
22. There are times when chocolate really Can solve all your problems.
23. You've never had a goatee.
24. You'll never regret piercing your ears.
25. You can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
26. You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.
27. You get to hate Hillary Clinton in the way only another woman truly can.
;D
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Post by BvrRtrvr on Jul 2, 2008 15:59:40 GMT -5
#s 15 & 23-When I was in HS, the drama teacher(a woman) came to the Sr. Play rehearsal one evening, not only with a 5 o'clock shadow, but a goatee as well. To borrow a phrase from my kids when they were younger, "ewwwww yuck!"
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Post by Earl8656 on Jul 2, 2008 20:37:03 GMT -5
#13 is questionable
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Post by Sunshine on Jul 3, 2008 5:19:59 GMT -5
1. Free drinks.
2. Free dinners.
3. Free movies
what more can ya ask for outta life? ;D
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Post by samuelhasguns on Jul 3, 2008 10:05:06 GMT -5
1. Free drinks. 2. Free dinners. 3. Free movies what more can ya ask for outta life? ;D aint that the truth
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Post by Sunshine on Jul 3, 2008 17:02:52 GMT -5
sam, since you play the female, you get the freebies too, right? ;D
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Post by samuelhasguns on Jul 3, 2008 17:33:23 GMT -5
sam, since you play the female, you get the freebies too, right? ;D No
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Post by Sunshine on Jul 3, 2008 19:19:25 GMT -5
dam, you must make an uglier girl than i thought ;D
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Post by billmeyerhoff on Jul 3, 2008 19:38:04 GMT -5
28. Every time you have sex it's great unless your a lesbian.
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Post by samuelhasguns on Jul 4, 2008 7:37:59 GMT -5
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Post by Sunshine on Jul 5, 2008 8:56:05 GMT -5
i guess that depends if youre the giver or the receiver?
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Post by billmeyerhoff on Jul 6, 2008 9:38:00 GMT -5
i guess that depends if youre the giver or the receiver? It's always best to be both. For a journey to the moon and stars one should enjoy the trip as much as arriving at the final destination.
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Post by Sunshine on Jul 6, 2008 11:39:15 GMT -5
if youre single, im surprised with that attitude, LOL
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Post by Earl8656 on Jul 7, 2008 19:06:38 GMT -5
I'm not...they finally read through his line of bs
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Post by billmeyerhoff on Jul 7, 2008 19:26:01 GMT -5
Excepting Sunny of course, do you really think most women are capable of that as long as they're being told what they'd like to hear.
I admit it's unfair to single out women regarding that (no bs).
I'll try to do better in the future.
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Post by Earl8656 on Jul 7, 2008 19:50:08 GMT -5
well, only when they compare notes
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Post by Sunshine on Jul 7, 2008 20:25:43 GMT -5
ive had alot of experience reading between the lines of BS.
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