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Post by Sunshine on Jul 31, 2008 5:55:25 GMT -5
Dear Tide: I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all my life and my mom always said it is the best. Now that I am in my sixties, I love it even more. About a month ago I spilled red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate, uncaring husband belittled me for being clumsy and he even mentioned that I was becoming a pain in the butt at parties and generally getting to him. One thing led to another and wouldn't you know it, I ended up with blood on my blouse. I reached for my trusty bottle of Tide and within a couple of wash cycles there was no trace of blood or wine! Later, when the detectives told me that I was no longer a suspect in my husbands disappearance due to the DNA tests, I felt compelled to write you this note of gratitude. Going through menopause is bad enough without a murder rap hanging over your head. Thanks so much ... gotta run ... must write to those Hefty Bag people, they have an excellent product too. Mable Barkmore ;D
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Post by Earl8656 on Jul 31, 2008 6:25:58 GMT -5
.....sweet and innocent my arse
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Post by Sunshine on Aug 1, 2008 11:57:55 GMT -5
i wonder what she wrote to the Hefty company? ;D
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Post by Earl8656 on Aug 1, 2008 14:37:20 GMT -5
probably that the string ties on the bag sealed it up so well the buzzards didn't find the remains for 3 days...lol
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Post by Sunshine on Aug 1, 2008 15:24:17 GMT -5
them ties aint worth a tinkers dam
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