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Post by Sunshine on Dec 4, 2009 21:41:00 GMT -5
Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
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Post by trapper7 on Dec 9, 2009 15:59:44 GMT -5
I can honestly as a Christian man say there are several of those that I am not, nor have I ever been guilty of! ;D
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Post by Sunshine on Dec 18, 2009 21:19:22 GMT -5
which means ya have been guilty of some of em, LOL. you holding out on us 7? ;D
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Post by wheelers on Dec 22, 2009 12:02:20 GMT -5
I am guilty of #23 ;D
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Post by haus on Dec 22, 2009 20:32:24 GMT -5
Since we know #8 is true, then why not enjoy #24. ;D
Might as well get something good for our life insurance.
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Post by Sunshine on Dec 22, 2009 22:39:32 GMT -5
no wheelers,you guys CANT talk to someone without picturin em naked, LOL
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Post by scansy on Dec 22, 2009 22:43:45 GMT -5
Talkin to them? Heck I can't walk past a woman without undressing her in my mind!
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Post by Sunshine on Dec 22, 2009 22:45:15 GMT -5
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Post by scansy on Dec 23, 2009 6:30:23 GMT -5
Hey, I'm a look but don't touch kinda guy when it comes to other women. And I'll let all of you in on a dirty little secret ..... women look at other guys too........ They just aren't as obvious about it. Specially me. Women are always checking me out.
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Post by wheelers on Dec 23, 2009 8:15:57 GMT -5
no wheelers,you guys CANT talk to someone without picturin em naked, LOL You're right I read it wrong.lol
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Post by haus on Dec 23, 2009 18:33:45 GMT -5
As long as you only go window shopping you'll be fine.
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Post by Sunshine on Dec 23, 2009 22:17:48 GMT -5
why look elsewhere if your happy with what you have?
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Post by scansy on Dec 24, 2009 7:49:02 GMT -5
Well sunny, have you ever been past a store and admired something in the window - even though you had not intention of buying it? It's human nature to notice someone of the opposite sex who is good looking. Anybody who says they don't notice is lying. Where a person makes a mistake is when they follow up on the noticing with a bit of pursuing.
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Post by wheelers on Dec 24, 2009 21:17:09 GMT -5
why look elsewhere if your happy with what you have? Human nature to look. Just don't touch.
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Post by haus on Dec 26, 2009 19:58:43 GMT -5
Sunshine you married? Cause if you are happy with the purse you have now, I could marry you and save thousands over the years. Since you don't window shop, lol.
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Post by scansy on Dec 27, 2009 9:36:44 GMT -5
Holy crap! That may be the first official Corner Proposal!
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Post by haus on Dec 27, 2009 11:47:39 GMT -5
Only if I was Morman, lol. ;D
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Post by Sunshine on Dec 27, 2009 20:17:13 GMT -5
haha haus, i dont windiw shop. i know what im after when i go to the store. its saves time, effort and keeps ya outta trouble. ;D
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Post by trapper7 on Jan 8, 2010 15:17:13 GMT -5
What does it say in that old song, Standing on the Corner, Watching All The Girls Go By: "They can't put you in jail for what you're thinkin!"
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Post by Sunshine on Jan 9, 2010 19:59:25 GMT -5
no, but ya can go to heck for what your thinkin 7.
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Post by hawkeye on Jan 10, 2010 15:38:38 GMT -5
Guys, sunglasses can hide a multitude of sins! . And I don't really window shop, but I'll roam the aisles of a hardware or department store for hours without buying anything. Then when I need something I know exactly where to find it and how much it costs. Case in point, a skipper I worked for years ago and I were working on his boat. He was stumped about a problem we had, his solution was an angle grinder, that was back in his shop, several miles away. I told him to give me $8.00 and I would be right back. That little gizmo I came back with 15 minutes later saved us about 3 hours work. He thought I was Bob Vila after that. I'm always looking at new tools and stuff, kind of like a hobby.
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Post by Sunshine on Jan 10, 2010 20:52:50 GMT -5
i hate a sunglass wearing man, lol. always have ;D
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Post by trapper7 on Feb 12, 2010 15:20:00 GMT -5
I hate people wearing sunglasses too, unless they're blind.
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Post by Sunshine on Feb 13, 2010 23:40:29 GMT -5
makes ya wonder where theyre lookin dont i? ;D
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Post by lonestar on Oct 29, 2013 7:09:25 GMT -5
not guilty of 23. i tend to picture em in the shed fleshing coons . or they're reaction when they're waders get a hole in em in early january. crawling up in a pear thicket to fetch a trap etc. those kind of things. naked only matters at one time anyway and at my age it isnt al that important lol
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Post by lonestar on Oct 29, 2013 8:14:06 GMT -5
hmmmmmm.......... if being a woman is that much better and advantageous than being a man then why do some women here have undisclosed gender on profile .... hmmmmmm im new here and just curious .....
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Post by Sunshine on Nov 1, 2013 12:24:21 GMT -5
Lol. You're be so you don't know.
This site was "given" to me and was made by a man..then he gave it to me..at the time it was to keep me off T-Man.lol..no kiddin
Even though the guy who mde it for me..I feel...made it for me as kind of a slight...I think there's some good info here.
But it says I'm undisclosed cause he made the profile and I can't change it cause the admin profiles locked cause I don't know the original email addy of the maker
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Post by lonestar on Nov 1, 2013 14:36:45 GMT -5
lol well be honest there realy wasnt much doubt there after reading the posts lol but to be honest this site is just as informative as t-man but appears alot more laid back and fun . i do like the less formal atmosphere here than on t-man.
good job
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Post by Sunshine on Nov 2, 2013 5:04:37 GMT -5
We got our resident azzhole.(we call him Huck..lol) not more of em than the good guys though. Oh and u can tell from my posts huh? ?what in the necks that sposed to mean??:mad: lol
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Post by lonestar on Nov 2, 2013 8:35:28 GMT -5
lol means anyone reads your posts can tell that "undisclosed" = female anyway lol... thats for those here that done speak texan lol
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