Post by lonestar on Nov 2, 2013 20:31:45 GMT -5
1. We got off the Titanic first.........cause the women were allready as cold as the water...
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers............those support guys are trying to get as much of hubby's money as they can
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.....guys dont need all those frivolous stuff to feel secure
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.......groupies are like buuying a car without starting it up or just plain desperation
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines...... its usually the short skirt and not the crying... women are too gullable to notice the difference
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.......beter a cartoon character than locked in a room that sounds like landscaping going on inside
7. Taxis stop for us...... most taxi drivers are single males
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance...... men die early from a lifetime of nagging
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing...... true but look like a coon in a connibear next mornig when the paint smears
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).... guys just cat bring themselves to mooch
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay......all guys arent insecure in there masculinity even if women like to think so
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. .....isnt this number 12 a little repetative lol
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.....men dont need to be painted to be men
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.....if you know guys that are into that/you know the wrong guys ...or maby your just fantasizing lol
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves......how do you amuse yourself ?
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know......... if men forget to shave doesnt even matter
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt...... true usually big huggs which would you choose guys
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it..... the comanche caalled that painting for war
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.....doesnt matter unless your self-conscious about what you do have
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute...... or just doesnt matter cause the ones that arent are so few and far between
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. nope just what happened on young-n-restless or general hospital
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves....... you aint seen some that i have then
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.... cause to busy giglin,strutting a worried bout how he thnks you wouook like naked
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot....that works both ways i think
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth..........men friends dont care whats in anyones teeth.. we just aint that frivolous
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems..... now thats practical...
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.... we will never regret not piercing ours
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.....i think you mean financially assess lol
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark..... men dont use WAR paint on social occasions
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions....... there is a difference between sense and impatience
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers............those support guys are trying to get as much of hubby's money as they can
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.....guys dont need all those frivolous stuff to feel secure
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.......groupies are like buuying a car without starting it up or just plain desperation
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines...... its usually the short skirt and not the crying... women are too gullable to notice the difference
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.......beter a cartoon character than locked in a room that sounds like landscaping going on inside
7. Taxis stop for us...... most taxi drivers are single males
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance...... men die early from a lifetime of nagging
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing...... true but look like a coon in a connibear next mornig when the paint smears
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).... guys just cat bring themselves to mooch
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay......all guys arent insecure in there masculinity even if women like to think so
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. .....isnt this number 12 a little repetative lol
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.....men dont need to be painted to be men
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.....if you know guys that are into that/you know the wrong guys ...or maby your just fantasizing lol
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves......how do you amuse yourself ?
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know......... if men forget to shave doesnt even matter
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt...... true usually big huggs which would you choose guys
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it..... the comanche caalled that painting for war
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.....doesnt matter unless your self-conscious about what you do have
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute...... or just doesnt matter cause the ones that arent are so few and far between
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. nope just what happened on young-n-restless or general hospital
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves....... you aint seen some that i have then
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.... cause to busy giglin,strutting a worried bout how he thnks you wouook like naked
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot....that works both ways i think
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth..........men friends dont care whats in anyones teeth.. we just aint that frivolous
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems..... now thats practical...
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.... we will never regret not piercing ours
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.....i think you mean financially assess lol
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark..... men dont use WAR paint on social occasions
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions....... there is a difference between sense and impatience