Post by spade on Oct 26, 2007 2:13:13 GMT -5
Ok, for all you people that think I get all weepy eyed and weak kneed when it comes to my wife, I have been known to get her a little angery with me.
About a year after we were married I decided, it was time to do some fox and yote calling. So I brought a Johnny Stewart game caller, the old style that you had to put 8 D cell batteries in and several tapes.
I went out calling one night and my wife had to go to work the next morning, so she asked that I would wake her when I got home.
So I came home and had a cup of coffee and waited for the time to get her up.
Yep, you guessed it I strung the speaker out and placed it in the bedroom and closed the door, forgetting that her dog was sleepy on the end of the bed with her.
So I stung the caller cord down the hallway and put in a "rabbit in distress" tape in the caller and turned the volume all the way up, hit the old play button.
I never heard such screaming in my life before, the dog went thru the window, after biting her on the foot, which didn't help matters at all.
I was laughing so hard, tears were running down my cheeks, couldn't see to turn the darn thing off. I think she ran into the door also, coming out to the hallway, ball bat in hand. Some of the words she used would have made the devil blush, which made me laugh all the harder.
Even if she used that ball bat on me I was laughing so hard, I wouldn't have felt a thing. So I got her calmed down patched her up, checked the dog, everything was ok, only she didn't talk to me for a week. She still says to this day she should have used that ball bat on me.
But everytime I bring it up, it gets us both laughing.
About a year after we were married I decided, it was time to do some fox and yote calling. So I brought a Johnny Stewart game caller, the old style that you had to put 8 D cell batteries in and several tapes.
I went out calling one night and my wife had to go to work the next morning, so she asked that I would wake her when I got home.
So I came home and had a cup of coffee and waited for the time to get her up.
Yep, you guessed it I strung the speaker out and placed it in the bedroom and closed the door, forgetting that her dog was sleepy on the end of the bed with her.
So I stung the caller cord down the hallway and put in a "rabbit in distress" tape in the caller and turned the volume all the way up, hit the old play button.
I never heard such screaming in my life before, the dog went thru the window, after biting her on the foot, which didn't help matters at all.
I was laughing so hard, tears were running down my cheeks, couldn't see to turn the darn thing off. I think she ran into the door also, coming out to the hallway, ball bat in hand. Some of the words she used would have made the devil blush, which made me laugh all the harder.
Even if she used that ball bat on me I was laughing so hard, I wouldn't have felt a thing. So I got her calmed down patched her up, checked the dog, everything was ok, only she didn't talk to me for a week. She still says to this day she should have used that ball bat on me.
But everytime I bring it up, it gets us both laughing.