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Post by BvrRtrvr on May 26, 2010 23:50:08 GMT -5
THE BLONDE AND THE COW
A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'
The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.
Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'
The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blonde, asks, 'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?'
'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she explains confidently.
Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'
The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,
'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'
(It's nice to hear one for the blondes once in awhile.)
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Post by Sunshine on May 28, 2010 6:29:30 GMT -5
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Post by trapper7 on Jun 3, 2010 16:00:39 GMT -5
I don't care if Cathryn didn't like it...... I think it's hilarious!!!! ;D
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Post by Sunshine on Jun 8, 2010 18:28:36 GMT -5
pervert. ;D
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Post by trapper7 on Jun 9, 2010 16:03:16 GMT -5
I told this one to some friends while we were having a beer. I told the punchline right while he was taking a slug of beer. He sprayed beer all over everything.
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