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Post by BvrRtrvr on Jun 12, 2010 12:37:11 GMT -5
On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectiledysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.
The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3'. When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."
The man was encouraged. As he walks away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he responded, "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, He took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.
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Post by backwoodsman on Jun 13, 2010 11:16:19 GMT -5
Leave it to the woman to ruin a good time, LOL. Seems like they always got something to say, LOL.
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Post by trapper7 on Jun 13, 2010 18:25:19 GMT -5
Amen to that, backwoodsman. ;D
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Post by Sunshine on Jun 13, 2010 22:59:47 GMT -5
Leave it to the woman to ruin a good time, LOL. Seems like they always got something to say, LOL. keep us occupied and we wont have time or the ability to speak.
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Post by backwoodsman on Jun 14, 2010 8:51:54 GMT -5
I try with house work etc, lol. Actualy I do most of the house work, you got a point.
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Post by trapper7 on Jun 16, 2010 15:33:21 GMT -5
Wellllllllll, all I can think of to say is that, "There's nothing worse than a dangling participle........"
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Post by Sunshine on Jun 21, 2010 16:27:24 GMT -5
aint that what they make Viagra for 7? ;D
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Post by trapper7 on Jun 22, 2010 13:49:01 GMT -5
That could be...... for those that might need it. I wasn't talking from experience on my last post. ;D
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Post by Sunshine on Jun 22, 2010 20:37:07 GMT -5
uh huh.....................sure ya wasnt.................
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Post by trapper7 on Jun 23, 2010 11:31:20 GMT -5
Where on here do I find that little icon that sticks its tongue out? ;D
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Post by BvrRtrvr on Jun 23, 2010 18:15:45 GMT -5
This one? Go to 'Reply'. Look to the left of the message box, and you should see a smaller box. Click 'View all smilies'. Put your cursor on the one you want & click. There you go. BR
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