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Post by ohtrap on Jun 25, 2010 4:26:49 GMT -5
Sid and Irv are business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife.
Irv dies.
Sid doesn't hear from him for about a year, figures there is no afterlife. Then one day he gets a call. It's Irv. "So there is an afterlife! What's it like?" Sid asks. 'Well, I sleep very late. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sex, lots of sex. Then I go back sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch. Have some more sex. Take a nap. Huge dinner. More sex. Go to sleep, and wake up the next day."
"Oh, my god," says Sid, "So that's what heaven is like?" "Oh no," says Irv. "I'm not in heaven. I'm a bear in Yellowstone Park."
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Post by Sunshine on Jun 28, 2010 5:42:51 GMT -5
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Post by trapper7 on Jun 29, 2010 16:46:27 GMT -5
Well......., I suppose when it comes to afterlife, it is better than nothing.............
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