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Post by trapper7 on Jul 21, 2010 16:24:03 GMT -5
The teacher gave her third grade class an assignment to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all types of stuff like spilled milk and pennies saved, etc.
Finally only Janie was left to tell her story. She began, "My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm. Her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory. All she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break. Then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife until the blade broke. Then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
"Good Heavens," the horrified teacher said, "What did your daddy tell you was the moral of the story?"
"Stay away from mommy when she's been drinking!"
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Post by wheelers on Jul 22, 2010 6:18:46 GMT -5
;D
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