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Aug 19, 2010 14:54:59 GMT -5
Post by trapper7 on Aug 19, 2010 14:54:59 GMT -5
A couple had been married for about 5 years. They had been trying to have a child almost since that time without any luck.
Finally, she had a visit with the doctor to try to determine what the problem could be. When she arrived home, her husband asked, "Well, what did the doc have to say?"
She replied, "Oh, I don't know. You know how those doctors are. They use those big words that the average person doesn't understand."
The husband began to rant and rave. "Women just don't get it! If I ever want anything done, I'll just have to do it myself! I'll go see the doctor and get this straightened out!"
So, he met with the doctor. "Doc, what's the problem with my wife? See, she just doesn't comprehend things real good."
"Well," the doctor said, "I'll tell you exactly what I told her. Your wife has an efficiency in her birth passage. If she ever has a baby it would be a miracle."
"That's it?" The man asked. "This is what she had trouble understand? I don't believe it!"
The man returned home to his wife. " I can't believe you had that much trouble understanding what the doc explained to you. It is so simple, anyone should be able to understand it!"
"So, what did he say?" She asked.
"The doc says you have a fish in your passage and if you ever have a baby, it'll probably be a mackeral."
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Aug 19, 2010 17:24:54 GMT -5
Post by hawkeye on Aug 19, 2010 17:24:54 GMT -5
Chuckle! I'll have to repeat that one a couple of times before I try to tell it at the poker game.
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