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Post by trapper7 on Feb 26, 2010 16:03:31 GMT -5
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts to splatter everywhere. Then he just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. Again, he has a shotgun in one hand and another male buffalo on a rope with the other hand. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was that all about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles proudly and says, "Training for position in US Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."
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Post by wheelers on Feb 27, 2010 8:06:32 GMT -5
lol
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