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Post by trapper7 on Mar 23, 2010 14:03:52 GMT -5
An old country preacher had a teenage son. He thought it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. The boy didn't know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it.
One day while the boy was away in school, he decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed 4 objects. A bible, a silver dollar, a bottle of whisky, and a Playboy magazine.
I'll just hide behind the door and when he comes home from school, I'll see which object he picks up. If it's the bible, he's going to be a preacher like me. That would be wonderful!
If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business man, and that would be OK too.
If he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a drunken bum and what a shame that would be.
And worst of all, if he picks up the magazine, he's going to be a skirt-chasing womanizer!
It wasn't long before he heard his son's footstep as he entered the house and headed for his room. The boy tossed his books on the bed. As he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table.
With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them. He picked up the bible and put in under his arm. Then he picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle, took a big slug, while he admired this month's centerfold.
"Lord have mercy," the old preacher whispered with much disappointment, "he's gonna run for congress!"
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Post by williambevels on Mar 24, 2010 14:37:07 GMT -5
lmao
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