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Post by trapper7 on Sept 16, 2010 10:52:37 GMT -5
A few minutes before church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared in the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the exits trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil one.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving.
So, Satan walked up to the man and said, "Do you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't", the man said.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" Satan sneered.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man.
"I can cause you profound horrifying agony for all eternity! Don't you know that?" Satan hissed.
"Yep, I know," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid of me?" asked Satan.
"Nope," said the old man
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
To which the man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."
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Post by hawkeye on Sept 16, 2010 21:23:06 GMT -5
Oh, thanks, Buddy! You got me introuble with that one.
My wife wasn't feeling good and she went to bed early. When I got done laughing at this I went in and told her. Her answer - "You woke me up to tell me that? I thought there was a fire or something!"
I'll hear about it tomorrow.
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Post by Sunshine on Sept 17, 2010 19:24:54 GMT -5
i was married to his brother.
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Post by trapper7 on Sept 20, 2010 13:23:16 GMT -5
If you were married to his brother....well, has anyone accused you that a little might have rubbed off on you? ;D
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Post by rickthetrapper on Sept 20, 2010 21:22:38 GMT -5
shouldn't this be in MAN LAND? ? ;D ;D
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Post by Sunshine on Sept 20, 2010 22:37:48 GMT -5
If you were married to his brother....well, has anyone accused you that a little might have rubbed off on you? ;D no but because of his actions i am at times, the Devil,LOL.
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Post by trapper7 on Sept 22, 2010 13:51:44 GMT -5
That's what I was talkin about!
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