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Snail
Sept 18, 2010 1:13:41 GMT -5
Post by rickthetrapper on Sept 18, 2010 1:13:41 GMT -5
Heard this from my brother tonight. Pizza came out my nose ;D
An elderly cripple is sitting in his chair, while reading the newspaper. He hears the door bell ring, and starts the deed of getting out of his chair and going to the door. The man gets to the door, and opens it. Right on the middle of his door step is a snail. The man is furious, for having to get out of his chair, since he is old, and it is harder to move around, so he picks up the snail, and tosses it across the street, where it lands on his neighbors lawn.
Two weeks later, he hears the doorbell. Again, he gets up and goes to the door. He opens it, and their he sees the snail.
WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT ABOUT?!?!?! yells the snail.
Now I thought that was hilarious.
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