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Post by trapper7 on Sept 27, 2010 16:06:42 GMT -5
A mature lady (over 50) gets pulled over for speeding. She asks the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" To which he replies, "Yes Ma'am, you were speeding. Can I see your license, please?" She says, "I'd give it to you, but I don't have one, I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving." He says, "I see.. Can I see your registration papers?" She replied, " I can't do that either because I actually stole this car. Then I killed and hacked up the owner and stuffed his body parts in plastic bags which are in the trunk." The Officer slowly backs away from the woman and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars surround the woman's car. A senior officer with his gun drawn approaches the woman in the car and asks her to step out of the vehicle. She steps out and asks, "Is there a problem, sir?" He answers, "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Could you open the trunk, please?" She opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Then he asks, "Is this your car, ma'am?" "Of course," was the answer, as she produces the registration papers. The senior officer is quite stunned. "My officer claims you don't even have a drivers license." She reaches in her purse and pull out her drivers license. He says, "Thank you ma'am, but you see, my officer told me that you stole this car, hacked up the owner and stuffed him in the trunk! I had to check it out!" She said, "Yeh, I bet the liar told you I was speeding too!"
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