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Post by trapper7 on Nov 29, 2010 16:39:47 GMT -5
Grope discounts available.
Can't see London, can't see France, until we see your underpants.
If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.
Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.
Wanna fly? Drop your fly.
We are now free to move about your pants.
We rub you the wrong way so you can be on your way.
It's not a grope, it's a freedom pat.
TSA: Touchin, Squeezin, Arrestin.
We handle more packages than the USPS.
Stroke of the hand, law of the land.
No shirt, no shoes, no problem.
Let our fingers do the walking.
Turn your head to the side and cough.
Reach out and touch someone.
Can you feel me now?
When we're done with you, you'll probably want to smoke.
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Post by Sunshine on Nov 30, 2010 8:40:14 GMT -5
5... yuck,,LOL
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Post by trapper7 on Dec 7, 2010 16:13:50 GMT -5
You mean the cold hands one? I guess you're right. They say cold hands, warm heart, don't they? ;D
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Post by HC Trapper on Dec 7, 2010 17:04:35 GMT -5
I'm glad I don't fly any more. I Would probably deck someone for touching something they shouldn't then I'd be in real trouble. Better still, If I do fly again, I'll tape a piece of firewood to in the inner part of my leg. Let them search that!!!! They probably couldn't tell the difference anyway! ;D
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Leftlane
Rat Trapper
*The Bass Whisperer*
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Post by Leftlane on Dec 14, 2010 9:34:26 GMT -5
Completely twisted... and funny! ;D
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Post by trapper7 on Dec 14, 2010 12:40:09 GMT -5
Taping a piece of firewood to the inside of your leg.......they won't be able to tell the difference???
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