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Post by HC Trapper on Dec 7, 2010 17:08:20 GMT -5
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know...., I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. "You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. "This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job assignment, to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20s and has a rather strong sex drive."
"The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."
;D
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Post by Sunshine on Dec 18, 2010 10:45:31 GMT -5
;D lol
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Post by hawkeye on Dec 18, 2010 17:44:43 GMT -5
That's great!
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Post by Sunshine on Dec 18, 2010 21:06:34 GMT -5
thats what i thought too! ;D
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Leftlane
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*The Bass Whisperer*
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Post by Leftlane on Jan 11, 2011 23:25:30 GMT -5
Priceless
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