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Post by trapper7 on Dec 13, 2010 15:59:42 GMT -5
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00AM by a loud knocking on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunk is standing in the pouring rain and is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," the husband says. He slams the door in the drunk's face and goes back to bed.
"Who was that at this hour?" The wife asks.
"Just some drunk asking for a push," He answers.
"So did you help him?" She asks.
"Are you kidding? It's 3:00 in the morning and it's pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," his wife says. "Don't you remember about 3 months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him."
So, the man gets dressed and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes", comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" The husband asks.
"Over her on the swing set," replied the drunk.
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Post by Sunshine on Dec 13, 2010 22:41:27 GMT -5
;D
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Post by Leftlane on Dec 14, 2010 14:58:29 GMT -5
Good one!
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