|
Post by BvrRtrvr on Jan 9, 2011 10:02:12 GMT -5
Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down. You will have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests. What'll it be?"
The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains ."
"So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.
The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week 'count' St. Peter?"
"No I told you the computer's down, There's no way we can keep track of what you are doing."
In that case" says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud." "So be it" says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears. A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them? he asks. "The first one should be easy," says St. Peter, "He's somewhere over the Rockies , flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult."
"Why", asks the Lord?
"He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Montana "
|
|
|
Post by HC Trapper on Jan 11, 2011 14:54:56 GMT -5
;D
|
|
|
Post by Sunshine on Jan 16, 2011 8:37:20 GMT -5
he coulda also been in someones wall...LOL ;D
|
|
|
Post by BvrRtrvr on Jan 17, 2011 20:43:50 GMT -5
Or on a horse farm..
|
|
|
Post by Sunshine on Jan 18, 2011 7:09:05 GMT -5
that made me laugh more than the joke...men are SO delusional and full of wishful thinkin.............. ;D
|
|
|
Post by trapper7 on Jan 18, 2011 11:21:45 GMT -5
Stud in a wall sounds like something a girl would think of.... ;D
|
|