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Post by BvrRtrvr on Jan 19, 2011 0:02:49 GMT -5
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere. Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay. Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says,"What the heck are you doing, Billy Bob?" "Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do 'something sexy to a tractor'."
[Don't make me come 'splain this to you, Sunshine! ---Read the last line again, slowly--out loud.]
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Post by trapper7 on Jan 19, 2011 11:52:29 GMT -5
;D
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Post by Sunshine on Jan 19, 2011 18:56:28 GMT -5
i read it slow and out loud and i still dont get it?
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Post by BvrRtrvr on Jan 20, 2011 1:32:59 GMT -5
Are you sure that you are not Blonde?
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Post by Sunshine on Jan 20, 2011 7:07:02 GMT -5
not currently but i have been in the past. amnd i reread it and still dont get it and im not pretending either.
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Post by Sunshine on Jan 20, 2011 9:55:52 GMT -5
Mark, thanks for the Pm...and takin the time to explain it to me...i really didnt get it...now that i do its funny! LOL
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Post by trapper7 on Jan 20, 2011 15:54:51 GMT -5
Didn't anyone ever tell you, you need to get the blonde out all the way down to the roots? Mark, I wouldn't have explained it to her..... let her suffer!
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Post by BvrRtrvr on Jan 20, 2011 22:34:27 GMT -5
t7, I couldn't do that to her. I'll be she's really a 'good egg'. If I really wanted to keep her going, & if there Were blonde roots, I would have told her to go into a round room and....
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Post by Sunshine on Jan 20, 2011 22:36:45 GMT -5
ty Mark... & 7 ;D
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