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Post by trapper7 on Feb 1, 2011 15:45:40 GMT -5
These are classifieds that actually ran in newspapers: FREE Yorkshire Terrier 8 years old. Hateful little b*stard. Bites! Free Puppies 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. Pree Puppies Mother, AKC German Shepherd Father, Super dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound. Found: Dirty White Dog Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward. Cows, Calfs: Never bred. Also 1 gay bull for sale. Nordic Track $300 Hardly Used Ask for Chubby Georgia Peaches California grown .89 cents per pound Joining Nudist Colony! Must sell washer and dryer $300 Wedding Dress For Sale Worn once by mistake. Ask for Stephanie My favorite: For Sale By Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica 45 volumes. Excellent condition $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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Post by hawkeye on Feb 1, 2011 16:26:27 GMT -5
Saw one in our local paper a few years ago.
For sale: Like new, size 9, White logging boots. Son is too lazy to get up and go to work, don't call until after noon.
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