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Post by trapper7 on Apr 5, 2011 16:25:37 GMT -5
A man suffered a heart attack and awakened to find he was in a Catholic hospital recovering from open heart surgery.
The next day, a nun entered his room and asked him questions about how he was going to pay for his surgery and hospital stay. She asked, "Do you have health insurance?"
He replied in a weak, raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
To which he answered, "No money in the bank."
She asked, "Do you have a relative that could help you?"
He said, "I only have one sister who isn't married; she's a nun."
The nun replied, "Nuns are married to God."
The man replied, "Perfect! Send the bill to my brother-in-law!"
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Post by hawkeye on Apr 5, 2011 17:51:35 GMT -5
Heard it before. In fact, on this very forum just a couple of seconds ago.
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Post by trapper7 on Apr 6, 2011 15:51:53 GMT -5
So did I. Now who would be so stupid to list it twice and so soon? Ooops! I think it was me.
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