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Post by trapper7 on Apr 6, 2011 15:59:03 GMT -5
Maybe this one will make up for the Catholic Heart Attack.
A man went fishing. But, after a short time he ran out of bait. Out of the corner of his eye, he spotted a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. He knew frogs were good bass bait. He figured the snake couldn't bite him with the frog in his mouth, so he grabbed the snake behind the head, took the frog and put it in his bait basket.
Then he realized he had a problem. How was he going to release the snake without getting bit? He grabbed his bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little in the snake's mouth.
The snake's eyes rolled back and he went limp. He released the snake back into the lake without incident and continued fishing using the frog.
A little later the man felt a nudge at his boot. There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.
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Post by BvrRtrvr on Apr 6, 2011 18:09:47 GMT -5
;D
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Post by hawkeye on Apr 6, 2011 23:01:52 GMT -5
That guy must have been a pollock. He had a bottle of snake bite medicine and wasted some of it on a snake. He should have let the snake bite him and took a shot of snake bite medicne. The snake was smarter than he was, I would trade a frog for a shot.
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Post by southernlures on Apr 7, 2011 3:52:05 GMT -5
lmao buddy if your luck was like mine if you kissed it would turn in a toad instead of a princess or worse a dang horny toad lol
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Post by Sunshine on Apr 8, 2011 9:11:02 GMT -5
That guy must have been a pollock. He had a bottle of snake bite medicine and wasted some of it on a snake. He should have let the snake bite him and took a shot of snake bite medicne. The snake was smarter than he was, I would trade a frog for a shot. what wouldnt you trade for a shot Hawk? ;D
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Post by hawkeye on Apr 10, 2011 23:14:20 GMT -5
2 shots.
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Post by trapper7 on Apr 11, 2011 15:27:03 GMT -5
Please explain to this redneck what's wrong with being a horny toad? ;D
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