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Post by trapper7 on Apr 11, 2011 15:36:53 GMT -5
A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in TX, and talked with the old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegal grown drugs."
The rancher said, "OK, but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.
At which the DEA officer exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" He reached into his rear pants pocket, removed his badge, and proudly displayed it to the rancher.
""You see this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land!. No questions asked, no answers given! Have I made myself clear...do you understand?"
The old rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull....
With every step the bull was gaining on the officer, it seemed likely that he'd be gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs, "Your badge, show him your BADGE......!!"
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Post by BvrRtrvr on Apr 11, 2011 17:07:40 GMT -5
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Post by Sunshine on Apr 12, 2011 5:49:57 GMT -5
;D
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Post by HC Trapper on Apr 12, 2011 18:15:12 GMT -5
Ya gotta love it! ;D
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Post by Sunshine on Apr 18, 2011 6:35:51 GMT -5
he probly couldnt read................... ;D
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