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Post by trapper7 on May 10, 2011 14:43:39 GMT -5
I guess I'm the only one who has a vast collection of funny stories lately. I kinda liked this one:
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
After awhile the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws."
So, the priest asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The priest sighed. "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith."
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about 5 minutes. Finally, the rabbi spoke. "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
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Post by hawkeye on May 10, 2011 17:55:56 GMT -5
;D
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Post by BvrRtrvr on May 10, 2011 21:54:13 GMT -5
Been a while since I've seen that one. It's STILL funny!
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Post by Sunshine on May 11, 2011 6:11:48 GMT -5
sadly true in alot of cases.
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Post by trapper7 on May 11, 2011 13:43:06 GMT -5
Sadly? ? You must really like ham sandwiches! ;D
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Post by Sunshine on May 11, 2011 14:29:45 GMT -5
uummmm......yeah....ummmmm... sure..just ask jerry. ;D
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Post by trapper7 on May 12, 2011 13:42:01 GMT -5
"just ask Jerry". I don't think I'd better go there. ;D
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Post by Sunshine on May 12, 2011 22:57:01 GMT -5
;D the stories he could tell.. LOL
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