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Post by trapper7 on Jun 2, 2011 10:51:32 GMT -5
I can't believe I'm the only one who knows any funny stories. Oh well, here goes: A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What in the h*ll are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So, she does and it was one of those long, deep lingering kisses. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! I have never been kissed like that! That was the best kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. By the way, why are you committing suicide?" "Because my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."
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Post by hawkeye on Jun 2, 2011 12:42:53 GMT -5
That's one of the better ones I've heard for awhile.
You always have good jokes, not like the guy on TMan that always tells jokes I heard 20 years ago.
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Post by trapper7 on Jun 2, 2011 15:34:40 GMT -5
I agree. His jokes are pretty bad and stale.
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