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Post by trapper7 on Jun 8, 2011 13:43:49 GMT -5
After retirement, George got bored. So, he took a job as a Wal-Mart greeter at a local store.
About two hours into his first day on the job, a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
George said, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "H*ll no, they ain't twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why in h*ll would you think they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid?"
To which George replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, it's just that I couldn't believe someone actually slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-mart."
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Post by BvrRtrvr on Jun 8, 2011 17:20:10 GMT -5
The customer sounds a lot like someone I work with.
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