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Post by trapper7 on Jul 6, 2011 14:46:14 GMT -5
A wealthy couple were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table. The voluptuous blonde lays a big, wet kiss on the husband, says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Just who the h*ll was that?" "Oh," the husband replies, "She's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw! I've had enough. I want a divorce!" "I understand that," replies the husband. "But remember, we have a pre-nuptial agreement. If we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris. No more wintering in Barbados. No more summers in Tuscany. No more Infiniti or Lexus in the garage. No more yacht club. And all your jewelry and furs stay with me. But, the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous woman on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies.
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Post by BvrRtrvr on Jul 6, 2011 21:38:11 GMT -5
Yeah BOY!!
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Post by Sunshine on Jul 15, 2011 5:32:39 GMT -5
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Post by trapper7 on Jul 18, 2011 13:22:46 GMT -5
Why did I know this story would get a scowl from you, Cathryn? ;D
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