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Post by trapper7 on Jul 18, 2011 15:23:23 GMT -5
A man and his wife decided to try a new restaurant for the first time. He couldn't help but notice how quickly the waiters moved around.
He and his wife both ordered coffee while they waited for their main dish to come. But, the man used cream in his coffee and after pouring some into the coffee, realized he had nothing to stir it with. He flagged down their waiter who promptly produced a spoon from his lapel pocket and stirred the man's coffee for him.
When their food arrived he noticed a string hanging out of the waiter's fly. He asked the waiter, "Do you realize you have a string hanging out of your fly?"
To which the waiter replied, "Yes, I do. You see, we pride ourselves on efficiency here. If I have to use the rest room, to save time I can use the string should I have to use the urinal. That way I haven't touched anything unclean and don't have to take the time to wash my hands."
"That makes sense," the man said. "But, don't you still have to use your hands? How do you get IT back into your pants?"
The waiter pulled the spoon from his lapel, proudly displayed it and said, "The spoon, sir."
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