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Post by trapper7 on Jul 26, 2011 15:29:06 GMT -5
WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: Absolutely not!
WIFE: Why not? Don't you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do.
WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND: OK, I'd get married again.
WIFE: You would? (A hurtful look on her face). Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND: Probably, it's almost new.
WIFE: Would you replace my picture with her's?
HUSBAND: That would seem the proper thing to do.
WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed. Da*n!!
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Post by Sunshine on Jul 31, 2011 21:49:07 GMT -5
7...im shocked at you
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Post by trapper7 on Aug 2, 2011 15:00:11 GMT -5
I don't believe you.
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