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Post by trapper7 on Aug 26, 2011 14:05:20 GMT -5
This is a true story that I heard on Paul Harvey some years ago. The names and location have been changed to protect the innocent. At a Baptist church somewhere in West Virginia, Pastor Bob was about 5 minutes into his sermon when he began experiencing gas cramps. They were mild at first, but as he continued giving his sermon, they got stronger. Finally, the gas pains were unbearable making it hard to even stand. With no explanation he said to the congregation, "Excuse me, I'll be right back," leaving them puzzled as to his sudden departure. But, they didn't stay puzzled very long, for you see, Pastor Bob forgot to turn off his shirt mike.....
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Post by huckleberry on Aug 26, 2011 19:00:52 GMT -5
LMAO...only in WEST VIRGINNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Sunshine on Aug 27, 2011 5:12:11 GMT -5
it aint funny when ya gotta let off a good one in Church. EVERYONE looks at ya cause they know its you. i dont know if its from the sound or the stench?...BUT i know you are center stage for a minute or 2! (dont ask me how i know, i just know) ;D
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Post by trapper7 on Aug 31, 2011 14:56:34 GMT -5
You guys shouldn't be so uncouth! Here in MN, a real lady says she "broke wind", or she had a "trouser cough", it was a "cushion creeper", or she "fluffed", or it was a "fanny beep". Guys are a little different, more aggresive. I "beeped my horn", an "anal amen", "airbrushed my underwear", that one was "7.4 on the rectum scale", "anal announcement", the ever popular, "bucksnort", and finally, "fire in the hole!" Two things to always remember: 1. A "shart" is a bit more than a fart. 2. Too many bucksnorts will leave "skid marks" at the least.
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Post by Sunshine on Sept 5, 2011 11:18:17 GMT -5
here we call it like it is and a fart is smoke off a turd... ;D oh BTW...what does uncouth mean? and theres been times when ive misjudge the fierceness of a fart and shi ttin my shorts, LMFAO!!...dont laugh cause ya'll have probly dome it too but wont admit it ;D
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Post by trapper7 on Sept 6, 2011 10:30:05 GMT -5
Uncouth: Having or showing impolite manners; coarse, ill-bred, unrefined, vulgar. All I will admit to is that the older you get, the less you can trust a fart. ;D
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