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Post by trapper7 on Feb 29, 2012 17:56:58 GMT -5
Since Crabby Pants stopped by on her way to shootin supper, I'm letting loose of a story:
An elderly woman was about to check out at the supermarket with a couple of cans of cat foot. But, the check out girl said, "We have been told that a lot of old people have been eating pet food, so we aren't supposed to sell it to you unless you can prove you have a cat."
An hour later, the elderly lady arrived with her cat and she was allowed to buy the cat food.
A few days later, the same little old lady tried checking out a couple cans of dog food. The check out girl said, "I can't sell this to you unless you can prove you have a dog, store policy."
So, an hour later, the little lady returned with her small dog.
About a week went by. The same lady came into the store, strolled up to the same check out girl. The lady was holding a small box with a hole in the top. "Stick your hand in there," she said to the girl.
"I'm not sticking my hand in there, you could have a snake or something in there," the girl said.
To which the little old lady replied, "I promise you there is nothing in there that can hurt you."
At that the girl stuck her hand in the box. It felt gooey and sort of sticky. She pulled her hand out and said, "It smells like sh*t!"
And the little lady replied, "It is. I need some toilet paper."
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Post by Sunshine on Mar 12, 2012 8:58:13 GMT -5
just goes to show you...women are both smart and resourceful
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Post by huckleberry on Mar 12, 2012 11:34:57 GMT -5
or smart asses......;D
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Post by trapper7 on Mar 12, 2012 15:28:30 GMT -5
I don't know about that. The check out clerk was a woman and she sure wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, stickin her hand in the box. It's more a matter of, "Don't you mess with us oldters!"
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