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Post by trapper7 on Oct 15, 2012 16:57:13 GMT -5
Here are some old excerpts from the old Hollywood Squares:
Q: Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q: If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? A. Charley Weaver: 3 days of steady drinking should do it.
Q: True or False:, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. A. George Goebel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes!
Q: According to a popular magazine, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think he's attractive, should you ask if he's married? A: Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
Q: Which of your 5 senses tends to diminish as you get older? A: Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
Q: What are "Do It", "I Can Help", and "I Can't Get Enough"? A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the apartment next door.
Q: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any the first year? A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm busy growing strawberries!
Q: In bowling, what's a perfect score? A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Q: When you pat a dog on his head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do? A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark???
Q: According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with kissing a lot of people? A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the Navy.
Q: Jackie Gleason has recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two different occasions. What are theY? A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
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Post by Sunshine on May 6, 2013 13:26:55 GMT -5
Sense of decency huh?
How old r ya 7?
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Post by BvrRtrvr on May 11, 2013 23:47:38 GMT -5
Q. What do you get when you cast bread upon the waters?
Paul Lynde....."Soggy sandwiches".
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