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Post by ohtrap on Jan 31, 2007 7:53:21 GMT -5
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter. ....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires
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Post by Earl8656 on Jan 31, 2007 9:15:50 GMT -5
;D
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Post by mudtracker on Jan 31, 2007 9:16:20 GMT -5
compression is way down too ;D
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Post by Sunshine on Jan 31, 2007 11:28:52 GMT -5
hhmm..i believe this should have benn posted in manland dear
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Post by Earl8656 on Jan 31, 2007 11:31:09 GMT -5
nope, definitely in the right place ;D
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Post by ohtrap on Jan 31, 2007 11:31:39 GMT -5
why it deals with women issues dear lmao
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Post by wheelers on Jan 31, 2007 11:56:41 GMT -5
;D ;D
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